There once was a princess named Sleeping Ugly. She was so ugly that
not even her mother could look at her... so she ran away.
In the forest, she saw a cottage that had a witch in it. She did
not know she was a witch, so she yelled out bad things to her. Of
course the witch did not want to help her, so she walked farther
away into the forest, where she met an even uglier boy. They started
to talk and get to know each other better.
They decided to go rock climbing and became a little nicer looking
to each other. After that, they went to a movie and became even
more good looking. So every time they did something together, they
became better looking than before.
About thirty years later, they became so good looking that they
got married and had two ugly babies.